The Day I Fell for Clooney

I don’t like to share my personal life… it wouldn’t be personal if I shared it. — George Clooney

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. #ChuckNorrisJoke

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. #ChuckNorrisJoke

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